Bullshit!

Bromance by Mark Tully (www.Bromance.blogspot.com)

so theres this side project
that youve heard of but not really. its called bromance
and you dont get it cause youre not in it.
if you wanna kinda sorta get it but not really then come to a show tommorow
thats in a place that you wanna know and i wanna tell you
but not really. so if you wanna come you know what my phone number is
and if you dont then you can ask i think.
bromance is really awesome and youd rather be dead
than not listen to it. trust me.
im trustworthy.


The Mizeducation of April Hurley by April Hurley (www.zonedout.blogspot.com)

Yea today was aiight.
I went out to eat with Janet, her lil sister Natty and Colleen. The place we went to eat at
was straight.
the food was pretty damn good actually.
After that Colleen went t Ft. Myers w/ Issac and Janet and I chilled. We rented
some more movies n Janet went to wash her car. As we pulled up to dry it off
some busted ass niggah came up to me
asking me for my number
and then for some money for the bus. Made me sick to my stomach .
I told him I had a boyfriend.
God
guys like that make me
so fucking sick.
N e way, it was straigth chillen w/ Janet. Since Colleen has a man n Janet n I r free.
We r chillen a lot now. but I have no hope. I'm ugly
and I'm looking for "the one" so yea expect me to go to prom stag...
I'm a Jr. by the way..
Damn it why does life have to be so fucking hard.
I'm fustrated.... so fuckinf fustrated. Maybe I'm not playing the game right...
who knows......
Not much to say. I'm kinda upset about dating.
God I mean I swore I would never ever make myself inferior
to the true person I am inside. But a it seems..
I'm gunna have to...
.. .I guess.
DAMN IT

I Wet the Bed by sonny (www.withered.blogspot.com)
If your the type of person
that opens a can of soda drinks half then leaves it...
i hate you.
These type of people are the scum of the earth
and do this act habitually and
it is disturbing.
If these types of people are to purchase their own can of soda surely
they will drink the whole thing.
These people attack at parties and work functions
or at work on a normal day -- you know who you are and i dislike you
and want to shove the half can of soda beer whatever
into your ear hole until soda drips down your neck from it
and you get all sticky
and you realize that the stickiness on your neck and how it bothers/irritates you
is how i feel about you
when i find a half empty can of beverage